I love having great big tits. They are my get out of jail free cards. I flaunt them all that I can too. I have no shame. I got summoned for jury duty and had to go to court this week. I know it’s like our civic duty, but I make really good money doing phone sex. If I got stuck in like some lengthy trail, I would take a big hit financially. I just could not risk it. I have already gotten out once. They only let you defer your duty one time. I had a plan. I wore tight jeans and a Hooters tee-shirt. I know, hardly professional, but I was hoping some one would send me home because of the way I looked. A slutty look is not what an attorney wants on a trial. It did not work. So, plan B it was. I had to seduce one of the lawyers, so they would dismiss me. I have seen enough TV and movies to know that the lawyers can reject a person they think will not see the defendant guilty or innocent. First, I had to seduce a guy working in the courthouse to find out who the lawyers were on the jury I was called for. I gave him head in the bathroom and he coughed up the names. One was a female lawyer. I will seduce a woman, but if she was not at least bisexual, that could be risky for me. I went with the guy. Found him in the cafeteria because I looked him up on Facebook. He was married. Perfect. Married men are easier to seduce. He was yummy looking. He had no clue I was a juror. That was the plan. If I fucked him, he would have to recuse me when he saw me in the jury pool. I was down at the courthouse way earlier than I needed to be because I had this plan. A sexy older man in a suite is hard to resist. An accidental on purpose run in with him, got me in a utility closest on my knees showing a stranger what a cock sucking slut I am. Sure enough, my plan worked. He saw me in court, blushed and excused me. But not before slipping me his card. I got out of jury duty, and I may have scored a new married lover too.
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